WATCH: Cowboys fan removes back tattoo and absolutely humiliates himself and Dallas fans with replacement

You seriously can’t make this stuff up. A viral video is making the rounds of a Dallas Cowboys fan — yes, one of those guys — going through the painful process of laser removal on a massive Cowboys helmet tattoo that covered damn near his entire back. Why? Because apparently he’s now a Kansas City Chiefs fan.

What are we doing here? Are we just making clickbaity videos to stay relevant now? That’s what it has come to for those sorry Dallas fans?

I don’t know if this guy thought switching teams would get him Taylor Swift’s attention or land him an invite to a Travis Kelce barbecue, but this ain’t it. What kind of football fan goes through years of heartbreak just to jump ship and root for the team that knocked your new tattoo choice straight out of the Super Bowl?

Oh, right — a Cowboys fan.

WATCH: Cowboys fan removes giant back tattoo

You’ll never guess what this Cowboys fan gets his tattoo covered-up and replaced with… The jokes write themselves. pic.twitter.com/2eJKnFx1Ix

— Eagles Nation (@PHLEaglesNation) June 24, 2025

The best part? This guy went from one fraud franchise to another and still took an L. You picked the Chiefs, and the Eagles beat them in the Super Bowl. You hear that, buddy? 40-22. Shut ’em out 24-0 in the first half. We own the Chiefs now. Just like we’ve owned the Cowboys for the last few years.

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The replies to this video are comedy gold. So I’d figure i’d share a few with you.

• “Where’s his Yankees tattoo?”
• “Next to his Lakers one!” – (This was my favorite one)
• Someone even called him a “Narc” and warned the internet not to trust a man who switches teams after age 12.

Honestly? Facts.

I think my favorite part about this is the fact that it’s not even NFL training camp yet, and Cowboys fans are already jumping ship. Meanwhile the Birds look like they are in prime position to represent the NFC again in the Super Bowl.

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And honesty, I’ll take the Chiefs again in a rematch. Then we can humiliate this guy with this new Chiefs back tattoo.

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