Micah Parsons is officially fed up with the Cowboys, considering ‘drastic measures’ to force an exit

It’s no secret that Cowboys pass rusher Micah Parsons is unhappy in Dallas. Rumors have been swirling all offseason, with it all coming to a head this morning with an extremely cryptic tweet.

Following the tweet, Diana Russini broke the news that Micah Parsons is inches away from pulling the plug on his relationship with the Dallas Cowboys:

BREAKING: The Micah Parsons-Cowboys relationship has deteriorated to the point where the star pass rusher is considering drastic measures which could include a trade request or even a declaration that he is severing his relationship with the team, per multiple league sources… pic.twitter.com/7Yujmv4JQ2

— Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) August 1, 2025

It’s a bit of a surprise, but not exactly shocking either. I mean, can you blame the guy?

Jerry Jones has completely disrespected him and some of his fellow teammates throughout the offseason. It started off pretty funny – I love Cowboys dysfunction as much as the next guy – but it’s gotten to the point where it’s almost sad to watch.

Well, not really, I still love it.

This situation has been a disasterclass in mismanagement by the Cowboys front office. It’s not like Micah Parsons has been unreasonable in any way.

He hasn’t been holding out from training camp to lift weights in his driveway in front of a gaggle of reporters. He’s simply watched his peers get the money he deserves and asked the front office to pay him what he’s worth.

How did Jerry Jones respond to such a reasonable ask? By telling reporters, “Well, he could get hit by a car.”

The Dallas Cowboys have managed to alienate arguably the best defensive player in the game, and not for any good reason. It’s just embarrassing. Genuinely, if I was a Cowboys fan, I’d be ready to stage a Bolshevik-style revolution and oust the Jones family once and for all.

And, Micah Parsons, if you’re reading this (which I know you are), we would never treat you like this in Philadelphia. Come home, pal. We miss you.

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