Jerry Jones admits Dallas Cowboys are nothing more than a soap opera to him

I love when old people just say the quiet part out loud. Jerry Jones has progressively gotten more senile over the past few years and he’s beginning to hit his peak. God bless him for that.

While speaking with the media, Jones admitted what we all already knew — he just wants to stay in the headlines.

Jerry Jones, you’re the best

#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says the quiet part out loud:

“The Cowboys are a soap opera 365 days a year. When it gets slow, I stir it up… There is controversy. That controversy is good stuff in terms of keeping and having people’s attention.” pic.twitter.com/F6ecKbaIjB

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) August 13, 2025

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“The Cowboys are a soap opera 365 days a year. When it gets slow, I stir it up… There is controversy. That controversy is good stuff in terms of keeping and having people’s attention.”

Jokes aside, this is just embarrassing. Why would anyone think this way? It’s genuinely weird. You own a football team. If you want to own a soap opera, buy out General Hospital or something. God knows he has the money to do it.

Unfortunately for Dallas fans, it doesn’t seem like the Jerry Jones is going anywhere. And as long as he continues to think like this, your team won’t win shit.