
Shocking Report: Eagles actually want to keep their Top-3 wideout and don’t want to trade him
In a shocking new report from Diana Russini, she reveals that the Philadelphia Eagles don’t have any interest in trading away AJ Brown, despite multiple teams inquiring about him this offseason.
I’m shaking at this Eagles news
I know this flies in the face of all the speculation we’ve been fed by the usual suspects (Colin Cowherd, James Jones, etc.), but it’s true: the Eagles actually want to keep their top-three wideout in house. Is Howie losing his touch? Some people are whispering that he is.
With this report out, you’d think the “AJ Brown’s future” chatter would die down. That’s what a fool would think. Of course it won’t. Because engagement rules everything. It’s the altar we bow to, the god we thank for every click and view.
Every night, Cowherd, Nick Wright, and their peers take a bow, lower their heads, and pray to the Engagement Gods: “Please, give me more of those sweet views. Without them, I am nothing.” In that instant, their brains power-up with infinite hot takes. “AJ Brown wants out of Philly.” “Nick Sirianni is a bad coach.” “Jalen Hurts is a running back.” The list goes on, and when it runs out, they recycle it. Rinse and repeat. A tale as old as time.
Maybe one day humanity will evolve beyond the need for rage-baiting. Sadly, that day won’t come in our lifetime. One can only hope.




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