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Mike Greenberg accuses Eagles vs. Chiefs to ONLY be about the Tush Push and famous gaming nerds share their thoughts on the unstoppable play

The Eagles are 2-0 and just beat the Kansas City Chiefs again but as expected the national conversation is focused solely on the Tush Push.

It’s the most unstoppable play in the NFL, it works every damn time, and now you’ve got everybody, from broadcast analysts to defensive coordinators and even video game streamers crying about it on social media.

Yeah, even streamers. Talk about the Tush Push living rent-free in everybody’s head.

Ninja, Stick to Fortnite

Let’s start with Ninja, the self-proclaimed Detroit Lions fan who got rich dancing in front of a webcam for kids while playing Fortnite.

“Wow. The way the eagles just pushed the tush there… didn’t get the touchdown and challenged it… then created an amazing 4th down play call in the huddle and… pushed the tush a 2nd time and scored. ELECTRIC football!! Need more of this.”

Buddy, please. Stick to clicking buttons. Lions fans don’t get to call anything “electric football.” Ninja has never seen his team win anything meaningful in his entire life. The Lions are the definition of mediocrity.

This is grown-man football, not E Sports. You wouldn’t understand what it means to win in the trenches, to dominate the line, to do the dirty work. Keep streaming Fortnite dances and leave the NFL takes to people who don’t need a headset to be relevant.

TimTheTatman, Cowboys Fan (Enough Said)

Already disqualified from having an opinion. Dallas hasn’t been past the Divisional Round since before YouTube was even invented.

Imagine trying to weigh in on the Tush Push when your team gets their annual “this is our year!” speech ripped to shreds by Thanksgiving. Spare us.

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Mike Greenberg Literally Crying on ESPN

It’s not just the gamer crowd. Mike Greenberg on ESPN actually sat there this morning crying into the camera about the Tush Push, accusing Eagles-Chiefs of being “only about that one play.”

Shame on you, Greeny. That’s lazy, calculated garbage. The game was about KC missing chances, coughing up turnovers that erased points, and failing on fourth down in their own territory. But sure, let’s make it about one play that you’re too soft to stomach.

Football is won in the trenches. Not in fantasy spreadsheets. Not in QB passer ratings. The Eagles live in the trenches. That’s why the Tush Push works. That’s why nobody can stop it.

The Gold Standard

The Eagles’ offense looks stale through two weeks. Jalen Hurts hasn’t fully clicked, Kevin Patullo still looks like he’s finding his footing as a play-caller.

The entire NFL had all offseason to study Eagles tape, what happened?

Maybe if opposing teams actually found a way to stop the Tush Push instead of crying to league offices all summer and attempting to get the play banned, then we could have avoided all the complaints just two weeks into the NFL season.

Honestly, if you don’t like it, that just means you’re not a football guy, your team can’t stop it, and you’re better off streaming video games, being a “Twitter Analyst” or hell, maybe you’re better off watching soccer.

Just know, that the Tush Push isn’t boring. It’s football dominance. It drives the rest of the league insane because their teams can’t stop it.

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