Phillies add new Harrison “Bader Tots” to Citizens Bank Park menu

Phillies fans have been loving the on-field contributions of deadline acquisition Harrison Bader. So much so, in fact, the Fightins now offer a food item bearing his name at CBP.

Behold, the Bader Tots:

The Phillies are selling "Bader Tots" at Citizens Bank Park for the rest of the 2025 season

The exclusive food item themed around Harrison Bader features tater tots topped with American cheese sauce, crumbled bacon, Cheddar Jack cheese, sour cream and scallions 🤤 pic.twitter.com/3jat7MMyz4

— MLB (@MLB) September 15, 2025

I’ll be honest, this is a match made in marketing heaven. Bader has been on fire since joining the Phillies, and Bader Tots is about as money as it gets for a food-based pun. And, from what I can see, they don’t look half bad.

Of course, the weirdos on social media have taken this and run with it. I’m not going to get into the whole Israel-Palestine situation in a blog about tater tots. Just know that if you’ve ever gone drinking with me, you know exactly where I stand.

look, no amount of admittedly yummy-looking potato foods will make me love this zionist freak lmfao https://t.co/FuBwJabNyM

— alex 🍉✨ TREY DAY !!!!!! (@NHLN0VA) September 15, 2025

He’s a Jewish guy who will be representing Israel at the WBC. He’s great, but he’s not good enough to play for Team USA. Why not seize that opportunity. Who even cares?

I do want to note that it is ironic that someone who’s been labeled a Zionist has a non-kosher food item named after me. As a gentile myself, that certainly won’t deter me from ordering it.

What will probably keep me from dialing one up is the price tag. I don’t know what it is yet, but I assume it will be too high.

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