Bear Down: The sinister origins of the Bears’ rallying cry will make your stomach turn

The day of reckoning is fast approaching. Eagles and Bears fans had an unlikely alliance to start the season, but the two are set to face off on Black Friday. Peacetime is over. War is here. And some troubling truths about our former friends in Chicago have come to light.

I’ve obtained proof that Bear Down signals to the dark underbelly of Chicago Bears fandom:

Dear God…

And to think I was saying “Bear Down” to the Chicago fans in my life whenever they’d play an NFC East opponent. I celebrated their success, all while unknowingly deploying a dog whistle that speaks to their secret perverted nature.

I understand the alliance worked well for both parties and has both teams in first place in their divisions at 8-3, but at what cost did that come for society? Like, I knew these guys liked the Bears, but it seems a chunk of them like them a little too much.

Plus, we at The Liberty Line have recently aligned ourselves with PETA after their assistance with our comprehensive coverage of the monkey situation in Mississippi. I can’t help but feel like I’ve let them down with complete oversight of the actions brought forth by those Chicagoan Sickos.

Fortunately, the Eagles have a chance to take a stand in the fight of good vs. evil. Black Friday 2025 will be a day to remember for NFL fans and the vulnerable bear community as a whole. No bear left behind. Not even one.

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