GO EAGLES: The Gods have spoken to Philly with a sign from the heavens confirming the Birds are back

The Eagles are officially back. If you were looking for a sign, a real sign, that doesn’t include the boring analytics or playoff odds paired with some ESPN graphic showing a bunch of percentages and arrows, I to inform you that it has officially arrived.

A man in Maine was driving to a work site on Sunday when he stumbled upon a gathering of at least 20 bald eagles, casually posted up like they were holding a private meeting. He filmed it. He posted it and just like that, the prophecy was complete.

The Philadelphia Eagles have been cleared from the apocalypse. The back-to-back Super Bowl Champion agenda is back in full force. We are saved.

Man spots 20 Eagles on his way to work

A Maine man says he was on his way to a work site on Sunday when he came across a large gathering of bald eagles. He counted at least 20 in this video that he shared on social media. https://t.co/1QBWT60Hrw pic.twitter.com/nqtQW7yixD

— WMTW TV (@WMTWTV) December 15, 2025

I don’t want to take credit but last night, I posted this picture as an Appeal to Heaven with a Liberty Line twist. Before the dummies want to tell me this flag is “white supremacy” or whatever other bullshit, I assure you it’s not.

The “Appeal to Heaven” flag, with its pine tree and motto, originated in the American Revolution as a symbol of colonists appealing to God for justice against tyranny, used by Washington’s navy. The navy, mind you, which was right here in the city of Revolution, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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— Drew Smith (@drewmsmith) December 16, 2025

Do I have that type of power to summon a message from the gods? I’m not sure but I refuse to completely rule it out.

Anyways, it’s important that we establish a few things. Maine is basically New England’s attic. It’s up there. It’s cold. It’s surrounded by lobster propaganda and (false) Patriot nonsense.

So if 20 bald eagles decide to assemble in Maine of all places, right as the Eagles just finished a 31-0 demolition of the Raiders and are gearing up for a late-season run… well, I don’t know what to tell you if you still think this is a coincidence.

We’ve all heard about the signs of the apocalypse. Wars. Famines. Plagues. Earthquakes. Moral decay. Religious deception. False messiahs. Persecution of believers. The rise of evil figures.

If you listen to Philly sports talk radio for more than five minutes, you’ll check at least half of those boxes immediately.

Our Birds go to war every Sunday.

Philly sports radio is a moral wasteland.

Eagles fans are persecuted daily by local and national media.

The false prophets are everywhere. The 49ers. The NFC South as a concept. The Chicago Bears somehow leading the NFC North.

It’s all right there in front of us.

And now this. Twenty bald eagles, patrolling the skies of Maine, just days after Jalen Hurts and the Eagles reasserted themselves with a shutout and reminded everyone that they are very much alive.

Drake Maye. The New England Patriots. The false Patriots.

Me everytime someone says Drake Maye and the New England Patriots are contenders. pic.twitter.com/xFUE3LN50t

— Drew Smith (@drewmsmith) December 16, 2025

While Drake Maye and the (false) Patriots wander the wilderness searching for relevance, the Eagles are literally organizing overhead.

That is not symbolism you ignore.

Also, side note, important question.

What do you even call that many Eagles together? A murder of crows and a parliament of owls, sure, but eagles? I don’t know if science has caught up to this yet, but I’m calling it a Revolution of Eagles until proven otherwise.

Everything is aligning. The locker room is united. The noise is being tuned out. The Raiders were sacrificed. And now the birds are gathering in the heavens.

The gods have spoken. The Eagles are back.

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