LISTEN: Commanders radio has full-blown meltdown over Eagles 2-point play

It’s been a long year for the Commanders and their fans. Coming off a surprise NFC Championship appearance last season, expectations were sky-high heading into 2025.

They didn’t just miss those expectations, they completely face-planted. Washington reverted right back to what it’s always been: a terrible football team. And somehow, the worst part hasn’t even been the on-field product. It’s been the nonstop whining from their fanbase.

That bitching hit a peak Saturday night when the Eagles beat them 29-18 in D.C., clinching the division in the process. Late in the game, the Birds went for two to turn it into a three-possession lead. Instead of explaining the obvious logic behind the call, Washington’s radio broadcast — along with their resident crybaby head coach, Dan Quinn — decided to completely lose the plot.

Rather than informing listeners why the Eagles went for two, they cried for mercy and complained about it for a solid ten minutes.

Truly embarrassing stuff here from the Commanders broadcast

9. "Now our guys are gonna get fined for being part of something that they didn't like want the invitation to. This is ridiculous"

"It is all on Sirianni"

"Trust me, we will remember that"

"To go for two in that situation, that's bush league"

"We'll remember this one" pic.twitter.com/mYx00D5o5y

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) December 21, 2025

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This entire thread is worth a listen if you’ve got the time. It’s a masterclass in brain-dead commentary. The announcers are genuinely confused about how their players could get kicked out or fined for starting a fight with Tyler Steen, and even suggest they shouldn’t have been on the field at all to defend a two-point attempt. It doesn’t pass the smell test in any universe.

And honestly? I’m happy to see the Commanders fall apart. That fanbase doesn’t deserve a damn thing. Some truths in the NFL are eternal, and Washington being a complete dumpster fire is one of them.