Ben Simmons posts picture of him on vacation deep sea fishing, immediately gets roasted online
Ben Simmons showed his ugly face on social media yesterday in a post of him on "vacation" deep sea fishing. Ben Simmons Deep Sea Fishing…
FIFA, Qatar enact sex ban, no drinking or partying at the 2022 World Cup in November, will throw you in jail for violating rules
In November, the 2022 World Cup will be held in Qatar, a country more commonly pronounced “Cutter” but I certainly have no idea what’s right…
Narco Monkey gunned down in mercenary shootout honored with a cartel-written drug ballad that will make you cry your eyes out
Over the weekend, tragedy struck down in Estado de Mexico, Mexico. No that’s not a typo, it’s literally how they spell the city name. Weird…
Teamsters strike, cause beer crisis in Philadelphia area ahead of July 4th
Friends, Philadelphians, lend me your beers. Teamsters Local 830 began their strike this Sunday at the Muller, Origlio, and Penn distributors, owned by the Delaware…
America is Back: FIFA is bringing the World Cup to the city Philadelphia, while other weak, fraudulent cities in the US were rightfully passed over
America is back. Freedom is back. Philadelphia is back. The FIFA World Cup announced the 16 host cities yesterday for when soccer's world showcase returns…
Herr’s unveils 3 new “Flavored by Philly” chip flavors
If you've eaten a bag of chips in the Delaware Valley, there's a decent chance it was made by Herr's. The Nottingham, PA-based food company…
MLB, New Era, partner with Off-White to release “Off-White Meteor Holes” Merchandise Collection
Major League Baseball and New Era are up to their old tricks again, releasing more horribly designed, over-priced, merchandise that makes zero sense. We have…
The Houston Astros make history with 2 immaculate innings in the same game
During the second inning of the Houston Astro’s 9-2 win over the Texas Rangers on Wednesday night, pitcher Luis Garcia struck out Nathaniel Lowe, Ezequiel…
Google Artificial Intelligence Engineer warns of sentient bot, is promptly suspended as company attempts to bury the story
Well, this certainly isn't good. An engineer at Google was just put on leave for trying to alert the company that one of their A.I…
Josie’s Soft Pretzel Pizza is a delight to the senses
Good God, they've done it. Josie's in South Philly is now serving a Soft Pretzel Pizza, and yes, it's exactly what you think it is…