Misguided 76ers fan thinks he’s tough by pretending to have sex with the head of a broken Ben Simmons piñata
The Philadelphia 76ers lost their home opener last night to the Brooklyn Nets after score one point over roughly the last five and a half minutes of the game. It was a pretty embarrassing way to lose the game. Luckily for them, it wasn’t the most embarrassing thing that happened in South Philadelphia last night
A certain segment of Philadelphia fans have been known to act like idiots on camera. The prime example of that would be the ones who flipped cars and ate literal horse shit off the street after the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Pretty much every single instance, it’s some drunk, underage kid that doesn’t know how to handle his emotions or alcohol and makes themself look like a total loser on video. Yesterday evening was no different.
Our guy Kyle from Everything’s Phine was doing another fantastic man on the street video in the parking lot before the game. He has been doing these pretty often lately and the ones where he is outside Lincoln Financial Field after Eagles games are grade A content.
To be clear, Kyle is a great guy and is constantly grinding out content. This article isn’t about him or his podcast, which you should definitely give a listen to. It’s more about the dumb 76ers fans in the video embarrassing themselves on camera. Kyle is a smart dude. He knows what content is going to work. Obviously, highlighting the dumb part of the 76ers fanbase is going to work. I applaud him for making it happen.
Here’s the Trailer for the video released on Twitter:
To kick off the trailer, Kyle was carrying around a piñata with Ben Simmons face taped to it. The first group of idiots we see are all standing there with their phones out filming their friend, say “fuck you pussy” over and over as he hits the piñata. This kid might be the biggest loser of all, and is probably why Kyle kicked off the trailer with the clip of him thinking he’s some kind of tough guy wearing ripped skinny jeans and screaming obscenities.
Okay fine, he definitely wasn’t the worst. It’s obviously the guy who hits the piñata while wearing slip on shoes and a Matisse Thybulle jersey. The swing actually wasn’t bad, but then he lets out his pent up sexual frustration and starts having sex with Ben Simmons broken piñata head? What exactly is going on here? Do you love Ben Simmons or hate him? Is it possible you’re just mad because Ben Simmons won’t fuck you? Do you typically go around thrusting your hips at objects with peoples faces on them to blow off steam and release anger? Someone needs to help this kid out before it’s too late.
The video continues for roughly five minutes. There were a decent amount of clips that showed fans wearing Ben Simmons jerseys with tape over his name and number, which is also pretty pathetic. You have a few options, none of which include putting tape on a jersey you own.
- Stop being poor and buy a new jersey
- Wear something else to the game if Ben Simmons hurt your feelings
- Definitely don’t do what these kids do under any circumstances
Enough with the “Fuck Ben Simmons” chants. Enough with these LITERAL CLOWNS showing up at Sixers games. Just stop it. If you’re going to act like this then I don’t want to hear from you when the national media labels the city of Philadelphia in a certain way. You lost your right to be upset since you fed into exactly what they wanted you to be.
What exactly are we trying to accomplish here? Enough already. It’s our job to put an end to the circus. Stop acting like idiots. Shut up and listen to Joel Embiid and Tobias Harris. Let them guide us through this mess and maybe, just maybe, we’ll all come out alive with a sense of dignity. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Watch the Full Video Here: