Guy sitting courtside at Sixers-Heat in “Vaccinated and Ready to Commit Tax Fraud” shirt sets the tone for 2022
An absolute legend was spotted sitting court side at Sixers vs. Heat last night.
My immediate thoughts: I fucking love this guy.
Shunning the societal pressures to wear Sixers gear to sit court side is chill enough. But to wear a shirt that reads “vaccinated and ready to commit tax fraud” kicks the chill-o-meter up a few notches. Just take one more look at this absolute adonis of a man.
My man is out here to let the world know he is heading into 2022, vaxxed and untaxed. I support that movement 100%.
Let me break it down conceptually. My good man is taking the necessary steps to protect himself and others while simultaneously protecting his hard-earned money from a greedy and inefficient government.
We should all follow this guy’s lead as we head into the new year. I have my booster shot scheduled for Monday, and I have my Liberty Line salary deposited in an offshore bank account.
Granted, my salary is just sporadic shipments of sick TLL gear, and the offshore bank account is my very much onshore closet. But, regardless, the corrupt lackeys in Washington D.C. and City Hall won’t get a dime of it.
My favorite part about this guy, of which I have many, is that he absolutely does commit tax fraud. Sixers tickets are expensive, especially when they’re playing a prominent rival like the Heat.
Hell, his job is probably to help other, even richer people commit tax fraud. That’s the spirit of the American dream right there.
He’s paid money that would otherwise go to the government and, in turn, doesn’t pay taxes on that money. So, in a way, he’s stolen from the government twice.
That is fucking awesome. Spending the money on courtside Sixers tickets makes it even more awesome.
Do you know what’s even cooler, though? Being fully vaccinated. Especially if you’ll want to attend Sixers games in 2022.
Now, if you’re fully vaccinated and commit tax fraud the same time, odds are you’ll be able to go to as many Sixers games as you damn well please.