‘Who is the sexiest man on the WIP Morning Show?’ poll went exactly as expected

I know I say this a lot but Jesus Christ. I’m definitely known to be anti-WIP, but I think any sane individual would immediately be made uncomfortable when prompted to answer, “Who is the sexiest man on the WIP Morning Show?”

Who is the sexiest man on the WIP Morning Show?

— WIP Morning Show (@WIPMorningShow) December 16, 2021

It’s weird enough on its own, but it’s pretty brutal when your options are Al Morganti, Jon Johnson, and Angelo Cataldi. Probably three of the crustiest dudes in Philadelphia.

Imagine my horror when I awoke this morning and checked Twitter, only to be confronted with this moral dilemma. Simply not how I had hoped to start my Thursday!

What did WIP expect?

I don’t know what they wanted to get out of this poll. I’m sure the crew added “None of them” as an option for a good laugh, but I don’t see how you can laugh when 72.5% of respondents choose that. Has to be an ego bruiser; I don’t care who you are.

The worst part is that “none of them” is absolutely the correct answer. I mean, my god, people, what did you want us to pick?

Bear in mind, I’m not saying there are no sexy men over at WIP. It also has nothing to do with age. We all know Merrill Reese is doing most of the heavy lifting, but that’s sports radio for ya.

Also, I love Morganti. He gets the Paisan Pass every time. Cataldi, on the other hand, most certainly does not. Don’t worry, he knows what he did.

There’s also something about the Jack Fritz fella, but I might be a bit biased since he hopped on The Wolves of Broad Street with me and Brother Sam in the heat of the pandemic. It could also be his teddy bear vibes. Either way, I’m smitten.

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