Washington Football Team bring their own benches to Philly, copy the Cowboys
I genuinely despise every team in the NFC East, and Washington Football Team is no exception.
Along with having the worst name in pro sports, it seems the team has decided to take up pettiness. Washington went ahead and copied the Dallas Cowboys’ heated benches, ordering a set for the rest of the season, Mitchell Tischler reported.
The most annoying part of Washington bringing new benches? It comes just days after they bitched and moaned to the league to get the game postponed until today because they had a ton of players test positive.
I bet the whole “COVID outbreak” was just an excuse to buy time for the heated benches to arrive. That entire franchise stinks to high heaven of backroom deals, improper conduct, and mind-melting incompetence, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the case.
That is typical Dan Snyder, though. Of course, he copied the Cowboys’ bench setup. He wants to be Jerry Jones so severely that it’s embarrassing. Imagine how he felt when Jerry Boy bitched him by bringing his own benches.
I mean, come on, they look exactly the same:
Just another case of “Little Man Syndrome” in Washington
I know the same company makes them, but have some shame.
Also, I hate to break it to Washington, but all they’ve gone and done is put colorful targets within throwing distance. It’s bold enough to have something branded with enemy colors too close to the stands. Forcing a bunch of angry Eagles fans to wait until Tuesday for a game as your team gets healthier makes it all the more dangerous.
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Mandatory Credit: Mitchell Tischler