Potential Eagles WR2 signing confirmed on Wikipedia

An incredibly reliable online source has confirmed the Eagles will be signing a new WR2 to complement DeVonta Smith. The source? None other than Wikipedia: the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. A household name in the information industry.

The player in question is something of a household name himself. According to Wikipedia, Allen Robinson II will be signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Based on the updated page below, he may have already agreed to terms with the team.

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A-ROB TO THE EAGLES CONFIRMED

Sure, you may say, “Ryan, it’s Wikipedia. Anybody can edit it. How could you believe that?”

But to that, I say, hush piglet. Keep reading.

If anything, because it is accessible for anybody to edit, it gives me even more confidence in its integrity. In fact, there’s a nonzero chance Robinson updated the page himself.

Sure, it could also have been changed a dude in his mom’s basement with carpal tunnel from too much World of Warcraft. Or maybe I updated it myself to get some material to write about today. People love stupid articles like that. Hell, you’re living proof.

Regardless of whatever theory one might hold, Wikipedia moderators have gone back and edited Robinson’s page to pre-Eagles information.

I will choose to believe A-Rob made the changes himself to gaslight his way to Philly. He tried to manipulate those around him by changing their reality, but his master plan was foiled before it could totally go into place.

Hopefully, he’s still able to make his way to the Eagles. Lord knows we could use him.

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