A French Open protester jumped on the court and tied herself to the net wearing a shirt that said “1,028 Days Left”
During the 3rd set of the Casper Ruud vs Marin Cilic French Open semifinal match, some chick rushed the court and tied herself to the net wearing a shirt that says “1,028 Days Left” and boy do I have some questions for her.
First of all, security needs to be better. This girl is like 120 pounds soaking wet. How on Earth does she make it the whole way to the court’s net and attach herself to it? We need these guys on the prowl at sporting events. Seems lazy.
Secondly, before we drag this girl out of there. Did anyone stop to ask her what exactly her shirt meant? I feel like that’s some important information that we don’t want to just pass up over a tennis match right?
When I saw this crazy person take the court, I prayed that it wasn’t something like those dumb chicken protestors from the T-Wolves vs Clippers playoff series. Remember the girl who tried to super glue her hand to the floor? That was boring. Luckily, I don’t think European give a shit about chickens, so it has to be something else.
I immediately started thinking this girl had something to do with the New York Post story about the four “malicious” alien civilizations hanging out in the Milky Way galaxy waiting to attack Earth. That research, however, predicted an alien invasion could happen once every 100 million years (boring) so that doesn’t seem to be the case either.
I see some things online saying this whole ordeal was about Climate change and if that’s the case, it might end up being even more lame than the chicken protestors. Anyone with half a brain knows that the world isn’t going to end in just over 1,000 days because of Climate change.
I was really hoping for an asteroid impact, alien invasion, nuclear war, or something to really sink my teeth into but instead we have someone worried about the climate.
I expected better. We deserved better.
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