Cowboys roasted by local sports anchor in the best weather report of 2022
The Dallas Cowboys have met their match in Mississippi. Local weekend anchor, sports reporter, and known Football Guy Ethan Bird took only a few short seconds to ether America’s Team seemingly out of nowhere.
The Cowboys are never safe, not even during the weather:
God damn, I loved that.
It was a perfect joke with zero fat, cutting through the airwaves like a hot knife through butter. We’re about midway through the year, and while I don’t watch every weather forecast in the country, I think this bit is a contender for one of the funniest.
There’s nothing quite like taking a prime opportunity to talk a little spicy picante about everyone’s least-favorite franchise. Of course, you already know that once he saw the forecast, he knew what he had to do. If anybody at the station has a problem with it, I direct them to Bird’s comment: “This is why you don’t let the sports guy do weather.”
This has quickly made Ethan Bird my favorite member of Storm Team 11. Sure, I have no idea who else is on the team, but that’s neither here nor there.
What’s great about the joke is it was so well executed even the most delusional Dallas fan has to admit it’s pretty funny. Even if it did have them feeling like this for a moment:
If there’s ever an opening in local Philadelphia newsrooms, I think the higher-ups should take a long look at Ethan Bird for the job. It seems he’d fit right in here.
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