The USMNT 2022 World Cup Kits have been revealed and they are even more boring than the leaked versions last week

Last week, I wrote an article about the reported United States Mens National Team soccer kits for the 2022 World Cup. They were awful, and the latest leaks don’t get much better.

Well, it looks like we have a certified leak now and although they aren’t as bad as the initial leak, they are still pretty fucking bad. Also worth noting, I’m new to the kit game so I honestly have no idea what’s real or not real, just like in basic life. We are living in a simulation after all.

2022 USMNT Kit Leak

A fan just DMd me these pictures of the 2022 USMNT World Cup kit. pic.twitter.com/u7nDwp6iXB

— USMNT Only (@usmntonly) August 15, 2022

BORING. What on Earth is Nike doing? This is what we’re rolling out at the 2022 World Cup and we expect other countries to take us seriously?  We have the most plain, white kit maybe ever, and then a blue and black tie-dye jersey with the standard USMNT shield small in the middle?

The leak was then confirmed with this video of someone at a DICK’S Sporting Goods and seeing the jerseys mistakenly on display. 

A fan found the leaked USMNT home kits for sale at Dick’s Sporting Goods — they tried to buy them but were told they couldn’t sell them yet and it was on display by accident 😅 pic.twitter.com/lBZpwc25kl

— USMNT Only (@usmntonly) August 18, 2022

Then again by Timothy Weah….

Tim Weah on the new USMNT kits 🥲 pic.twitter.com/e8WTxoEIcA

— USMNT Only (@usmntonly) August 18, 2022

The kits are the most bland thing ever. I don’t even know why they would have changed them from the 2012 kits. Those are sweet and American as FUCK.

Is it possible the United States just doesn’t care about the 2022 World Cup so they put little-to-no effort in the kit design? It is in fact, in Qatar, in the Fall, during the NFL season, basketball season, and MLB playoffs, so maybe that’s it?

That’s what happens when you choose a country that has summer temperatures of 100000 degrees so they have to move it to the Fall season I guess. Oh not to mention, Qatar has banned sex, alcohol, and anything cool or fun that typical Americans enjoy at sporting events.

Quick recap on the World Cup in Qatar

FIFA World Cup Sex Ban Due to Qatar “Laws”

• No Sex Outside of Marriage 
• No Homosexuality (Sorry England) 
• No Public Displays of Affection
• No Drinking or Partying after Matches

Qatar’s World Cup Stadiums Will Be Alcohol-Free

“At stadiums, the plans are still being finalised, but the current discussion is to allow fans to have beer upon arrival and when leaving stadium, but beer won’t be served during the match or inside the stadium bowl,” via Reuters

Sweet. This is shaping up to be a great World Cup for the Americans.