Truckload of dildos and lube crashes in Oklahoma, causes tragic spill across I-40
A tractor trailer in Oklahoma crashed and spilled… dildos and lube across the highway? Wow. This really is the age of Sodom.
Content Warning: Dildos, obviously.
What the hell is going on in Oklahoma?
This is truly one of the more bizarre things I’ve ever seen. And with the shit I cover for this site, that’s saying something.
According to a published report by News 9, the truck was headed towards a “major adult themed products distribution center.” Major might be an understatement here. I’m starting to think Oklahoma can rival Prague and LA as an adult industry hub.
Oklahoma is the new Miami. I like the sound of that.
I didn’t expect this out of Oklahoma, to be honest. Seems more like a cloud of dust and arcane attitude towards sex kind of state, but I genuinely have no idea what I’m talking about because I’ve never been there.
The most concerning aspect of this scenario has to be the lube that broke out containers and – for lack of a better phrase – lubed up the highway. You can just clear the dildos out of there, but the lube could cause serious traffic safety issues down the line.
I’ve got to give a ton of credit to the helicopter news crew. Sky Camera 9 shot the scene beautifully, and there was excellent reporting from *checks notes* Jim Gardner?
He just can’t stay away from a good story, can he?
This story is pretty funny, but while I have you, read an article about John Basco, the Oklahoma inmate that was “found dead” in his jail cell. All I’m saying is, the timing of this dildo-related hijinks is rather interesting…