Dirty Secret: Are Andrew Tate and Austin Rivers the same person?

Break out the tinfoil hats, folks. A new internet conspiracy theory involving Andrew Tate just dropped, and it does not disappoint.

Andrew Tate and Austin Rivers are the same person.

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When I tell you my jaw hit the floor.

Just in terms of resemblance, it’s pretty hard to dispute this claim. I’ve never been a huge fan of either guy, but this is close enough to merit further investigation.

I can’t imagine growing up with Doc Rivers as a father was easy. Lofty basketball expectations combined with watching his dad live a lifestyle of debauchery and sexual deviance could have really messed him up.

You know Austin knew what we know now long before those liked tweets surfaced. Not that there’s anything wrong with Doc’s interests, but the secret-keeping and stigma associated with it, especially back when he was a kid, must have been too much to bear.

It’s a classic Death of a Salesman situation.

As a result, I contend that Austin Rivers and Andrew Tate are the same person BUT they are unaware. Austin’s personality totally split in two, and the resulting individuals are completely oblivious to the other’s existence.

Just look at this and tell my I’m wrong. I’ll wait.

Checkmate.

I can’t believe I missed it. Tate blew up during the NBA off-season.

Timberwolves Memes on YouTube did a great job breaking it down. He convinced me and I’m sure he’ll convince you too:

lmao.

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