New Flyers Food: Cauliflower Cheesesteak to debut for 2022 season
Aramark and the Flyers announced a new Cauliflower Cheesesteak to the Wells Fargo Center’s gameday menu. To say the statement has drawn mixed reviews would be a vast understatement, especially considering hockey and cauliflower go together like toothpaste and orange juice.
Darren Rovell tweeted a photo of the new Za’atar Cauliflower Cheesesteak:
First things first:
I’ll be honest, I live with a vegetarian, so I’ve seen first hand the kind of food these people eat. It may seem disgusting, but let me tell you… it is ten times grosser than you can even imagine.
Is it easy to direct my toxic masculinity into hating on people who don’t eat meat? You bet your ass it is, and I’m going to ride that hate to the click bank.
My distaste for this offering isn’t just because I hate the Flyers or vegetarian options (which I do). The biggest issue I have is that it is more than likely that no one will buy one.
What a move by the Flyers. Attendance lagging? Let’s offer a Cauliflower Cheesesteak to get the massive market of vegetarian Flyers fans to come to the stadium.
The only people that will order this cheesesteak will be yuppie reporters from the west coast who bought it simply to try and review it.
Now, I’m sure you’re wondering when I’ll review this cheesesteak. Newsflash: I will not be eating this. Not because it is cauliflower, but because it would require me to go to a Flyers game.
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