Kyle Schwarber after epic Game 5: “EAT MY A**HOLE”
Phillies slugger and heartbeat of the city Kyle Schwarber has had himself quite the Postseason in pinstripes. From hitting 488-foot bombs to riding the Xfinity Live! bull after clinching the NLCS, he’s made a lasting impression on Phillies fans beyond his NL-best 46 home runs.
But Schwarber truly made his mark in the locker room after Game 5 during ‘Dancing on My Own’:
You heard him, folks. Eat his a**hole.
Big Cat of Barstool Sports initially tweeted this video, but deleted it in a brazen act of cowardice (shame). Fortunately, Philly fans are undefeated in every arena the internet has to offer, and the legendary clip lives on.
What a season it’s been for Schwarbs, who was so damn good he made Wawa run HoagieFest in October. The unprecedented run has continued as he played a massive part in delivering the Phillies to the World Series.
If you’re offended or clutching your pearls over this, get over it. Nothing you can say will ruin such a glorious moment in Phillies history.
Imagine the pure, unadulterated joy that comes with helping your team to the Fall Classic. One of the few moments you’re allowed to scream whatever the hell you want with zero repercussions (well, almost anything).
So shut up and witness Kyle Schwarber’s greatness.
Also, don’t forget to gear up for Red October:
