Darius Slay roasts Jalen Hurts’ high school football picture on Twitter calling him ugly, plus other funny player photos
Darius Slay took to the internet last night to dunk on his quarterback Jalen Hurts on Twitter, calling him ugly after seeing pictures of him in high school.
In a quote tweet, Slay said that “Hurts was really hurting in high school” and asked Twitter if they agreed with his opinion.
Darius Slay Calls Jalen Hurts Ugly
Jalen Hurts High School Picture
Slay didn’t however, tag Hurts in the tweet? I would have to assume it’s because Jalen Hurts is by far the best looking players on the current Philadelphia Eagles roster and he knew he would get dunked on if Hurts responded with literally any picture of him in his pregame or postgame fits.
Jalen Hurts Pregame featuring Smitty
Speaking of Smitty, Darius Slay said he was looking like G Baby in Hardball.
Jalen Hurts Postgame – Hot
Look, I don’t really give a shit what Jalen Hurts looks like. I know that might seem contradictory given the fact that I have already called him hot a few times and it’s 3:20 in the morning and I’m writing an article about if Hurts is hot or not, but it’s the truth.
Hurts could be Chunk from the Goonies for all I care. All that matters is that the Philadelphia Eagles are 10-1 on the season and our guy behind center should win the NFL MVP Award on top of a god damn Super Bowl this year.
Check out what QB1 did against the Green Bay Packers.
Jalen Hurts vs. Green Bay Packers
- First player in NFL history with 125+ passing yards and 125 rushing yards in a half
- First player in NFL history with at least 6,500+ passing yards and 1,500 rushing yards in their first 30 starts
- First player in NFL history with 150+ passing yards, 150+ rushing yards and 2+ passing TDs in a regular season game
- Broke franchise record for most rushing yards by a QB with 157, breaking Mike Vick’s prior record of 130 yards set in 2010
- Jalen Hurts fell just 21 yards shy of the single-game QB rushing record
- Only Quarterback with over 100 yards rushing in a quarter in the last 30 years
Now THAT my friend, is HOT.
Anyways, I went ahead and clicked on the thread of High School Throwbacks and wanted so I could check out Slay and he literally looks exactly like he does right now so there wasn’t much of a joke to make unfortunately.
Darius Slay High School Picture
Honestly, out of all the photos to laugh at, it’s 100% Jordan Mailata. Looking at him sitting behind a piano like it’s a stock photo you’d find online compared to the massive human he is now gave me a good laugh.
Everything else is pretty normal. Everyone, including ourselves, were just a bunch of weird, awkward teenagers in high school. I guess the only difference would be the fact that some of us are blogging about Eagles players looks while the pictures in question are now professional football players for the Eagles and currently have the best record in the NFL.
