Britain Covey’s wife violated him on social media for being 5’8 – it’s time for an intervention
Eagles punt returner and known Short King Britain Covey needs our help. No, it’s not with his return game, which has seen a marked improvement the last couple of weeks. Instead, he needs our protection from his wife, who continually roasts him for his height on her TikTok.
Mrs. Covey is ruthless, calling her husband short and saying she’s only with him for the NFL money:
Joke or not, that is COLD man. It doesn’t matter how solid the relationship is, “You’re short but I like your money” just isn’t what you want to hear out of your wife of all people.
Does that make me insecure? Actually, no, because I’m insecure for a number of other, far more relevant reasons. Also I’m probably the furthest thing from married, so I’m living in fantasy land here.
But I digress.
As a someone who isn’t a Short King, I take pride in my height, but I will ferociously defend my shorter brethren. Which is why this next installment pains me deep inside my soul.
Originally tweeted by Squidward Tentacles (@SquidwardTests) on December 12, 2022.
Jesus Christ, that is brutal.
He’s a grown-ass NFL players and he’s getting carried like a toddler that fell asleep on the couch. Throw the toxic masculinity card at me all you want, it won’t stick thanks to the tears I am very comfortable with shedding. Checkmate.
Not only is Covey’s own wife wrecking him on social media, fans are too. People are encouraging the Eagles to cut Britain solely because they “want her to starve.”
Combine that with the amount of times I’ve seen the photo below in reference to these videos proves we need to #SaveBritain.
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Mandatory Credit: Leah Covey
