Joey Bosa completely imploded trying to trash talk an Eagles fan

Chargers DE and total loser Joey Bosa showed why he’s one of the least-likable players in the NFL in the parking lot before the NFC Championship Game. An Eagles fan chirped him as he was getting ready to enter the game to watch his brother, and he totally failed to muster a single good comeback.
Joey Bosa showed he simply cannot banter:
Talk about a brutal watch. He has at least three or four opportunities to crack a joke or just walk away and squandered every one.
The joke center of his brain short-circuited instantly. It was truly one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen; even Ben Simmons in the candy store was better.
Just the way he walked over to the fan told me everything I needed to know. There was no way he was going to laugh this off or comeback with something remotely funny.
Instead, he used “butt-buddies” as an insult. That hasn’t been a thing people say since Obama’s first term, and even then it felt forced.
The chirps weren’t even that out of line. He’s Joey Bosa in Philly rooting for the visiting team and a drunk guy hurled surface level insults at him, what else did he expect?
Joey Bosa reminds me of this kid in high school that tried to fight my dad at a houseparty when he kicked him out for throwing half-full soda cans at his girlfriend and screaming obscenities. True story, real ones know.
His inability to take a joke without getting his feelings hurt is so damn cringeworthy. Then again, this is all pretty on the nose for a guy who compared himself to Homelander.
Just look at this chode with his manbun and total lack of a sense of humor. Also, I’ve seen a lot of jokes about his nose, which I’ll abstain from as a fellow paisan, but I will say I see their inspiration.

Wait a minute… what was he drinking?
Computer *enhance*

A Bud Light Selter? Jesus Christ. I’m not even going to touch that.
Go Birds.