WATCH: Jason Kelce leads group of kids in Eagles chant down the shore
Jason Kelce knows that the children are our future, so he sought to educate them during a recent trip to Sea Isle. Instead of teaching them to chug a beer in record time, he decided to lead a group of kids in an electric Eagles chant – which, for the record, was the right choice.
Kelce shaped young minds like only he could:
Some say reading classical literature or practicing the scientific method is the key to healthy development for children. While a well-meaning opinion, it’s easily disproven.
Everybody knows instilling a sickening dependence on the Eagles early in life is what makes for a well-adjusted youth.
Sure, reading and math are “important,” but this is a must for any kid remotely from the Philadelphia area. Doing an Eagles chant with Jason Kelce is like learning way too much about Ben Franklin or yearly field trips to the Liberty Bell.
If they lived anywhere else, it’d seem almost insane. But here, it’s a point of pride.
One day these kids will grow up and do the chant at tailgates like their mothers and fathers before them. Some may become Eagles road trip warriors, taking Phans of Philly trips across the country to fill opposing stadiums with unrelenting echoes of “E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles.”
The future is bright for these kiddos, and Jason Kelce is a great role model to have.
*Side note* I don’t know who this guy is, but I love the energy.
Mandatory Credit: @drewdavis71 on Twitter