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Howie Roseman has been treating the Tennessee Titans like his personal minor-league affiliate for years, and Wikipedia finally made it official. His latest lopsided trade saw the Eagles acquire safety Kevin Byard for what was essentially a bag of peanuts and a pat on the ass.
Death, Taxes, and Howie Roseman fleecing the Tennessee Titans:
Tenn Titans pic.twitter.com/jb6yFPAP1j— Paul C (@HurtsyIvania) October 24, 2023
In case you’ve been living under a rock the past few years, here’s a quick summary of Howie Roseman undressing the Titans:
Eagles have received:
• WR AJ Brown
• S Kevin Byard
Titans have received:
• Draft pick (WR Treylon Burks)
• Draft pick (CB Roger McCreary)
• S Terrell Edmunds
• 5th-round pick
• 6th round pick
Jesus Christ. It’s a massacre! Somebody blow the whistle!!
Unfortunately for the Titans, it doesn’t look like that whistle’s getting blown anytime soon. Fortunately for the Eagles, AJ Brown has been every bit as advertised and then some, and Kevin Byard is a perfect fit in the defense
Oh, and in case you thought it couldn’t get any better for Howie Roseman and the Birds, they didn’t even give up their own draft picks. One of the picks included was a pick from Tennessee, so it basically cancels out as far as I’m concerned.
Re: Kevin Byard trade — the picks Philly gave up in the deal weren’t even their own.— Victor Williams (@ThePhillyPod) October 24, 2023
2024 5th-round: Eagles received from Bucs when Tampa traded up for Trey Palmer.
2024 6th-round: Eagles received from Titans in a pick-swap deal for Ugo Amadi. pic.twitter.com/tAwyhZ3ndF
New Eagles secondary:
• CB: Darius Slay
• CB: James Bradberry
• SCB: Bradley Roby
• S: Reed Blankenship
• S: Kevin Byard
The Eagles are responsible for paying Byard $2.4M in base salary this season. Conversely, the Titans will eat a combined dead cap hit of $22M over the next two years. Byard is also owed $14.1M in salary next season, and the Eagles can either give him a new deal or cut their losses for nothing after 2023.
I mean, seriously, Tennessee. If this guy’s calling you, why the fuck do you keep answering the phone?