President Biden jokes about Eagles leaving Philadelphia for Las Vegas in his latest brain dead moment

Brian Cass
November 14, 2023
Eagles
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This website is by no means a political outlet, but when President Joe Biden mentions in the Philadelphia Eagles in any capacity, we simply have no choice but to cover it and share our opinion.

On Monday, the Stanley Cup champion Las Vegas Golden Knights visited the White House to celebrate their championship victory. As is tradition, President Biden took the stage and gave a little speech with the team behind him. It’s hard to even categorize it as a ‘speech;’ it was just a bunch of mumbo jumbo about a bunch of random shit.

Somehow, the Philadelphia Eagles came up in his ramble. Since Vegas has had two championship teams over the past calendar year – the Golden Knights and the WNBA’s Aces – Biden believes the city might lure the Eagles out of Philly to become a Vegas team. Because, in his words, Vegas is a great American sports city.

Biden on the Eagles heading to Vegas

Biden off the rails as the Las Vegas Golden Knights visit the White House:

"Don’t get the Philadelphia Eagles to leave and go because I’ll get divorced if that happens… It’s a long story” pic.twitter.com/gGg4xh4XyU
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) November 13, 2023

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“Just one promise,” Biden tells the Knights players and coaches behind him. “Don’t get the Philadelphia Eagles to leave and go… because I’ll get divorced if that happens. I married a Philly girl, and — and it’s a long story,”

Thank you Mr. President. Thank you for saying something so stupid I was obligated to get up early this morning and write about it. Seriously, thank you.

He could have twisted into something like, ‘the Eagles are going to be the next team to win a championship in Vegas because that’s where the Super Bowl is being played,’ or something like that. But old man Joe doesn’t have that kind of wit anymore sadly.