Stay Classy: Giants fans are pissing on Saquon Barkley jerseys after signing with the Eagles

If you thought burning jerseys was cringe, wait until you see what Giants fans are up to after Saquon Barkley signed with their division rival Philadelphia Eagles.

Giants fans have resorted to pissing on Saquon Barkley jerseys as a form of retribution against their former franchise player:

FUCK YOU BARKLEY! 🐍 pic.twitter.com/qFvfXpjB60

— Nick 🇺🇸🗽 (@nicknyr8) March 11, 2024

Excellent. Let the hate flow through you. Or, rather, out of you and all over a $100+ jersey. Whatever works, man.

He left your dogshit franchise to play for a real organization that can actually field a decent football team, I get it. But there’s genuinely zero reason to piss all over a guy that gave his heart and soul to you for years while ownership and the front office did nothing but actively hurt his chance at a successful career.

What does this accomplish other than making you look insane on a public forum? Is this meant to make Saquon Barkley suddenly wish he was still a Giant? I’m not sure how that’s meant to work, but get after it, I suppose.

The only thing he’d feel if he saw this is pity for that individual. He’s a better man than I because all I can do is laugh at this nonce.

There was another clip that’s since been deleted of another fan doing the same, but his piss was so dark I was genuinely worried about his health. Put down the phone, zip your pants, and drink a glass of water before it’s too late.

Honestly, the only valid reason to post this is if you’re an exhibitionist piss freak with a humiliation kink. I’d rather you keep that off Twitter regardless, but at least you get something out of it at that point.

Being a Giants fan has to be the sports equivalent of what it feels like to piss in your own face. I don’t know what either feels like, but I can’t imagine it feels good.

It would be pretty funny if Saquon decided to change his number to 1 after this ludicrous display. Unfortunately, Jalen Hurts already holds that number.

But, on second thought, that’s probably for the best.

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