WATCH: Waffle House workers defend the realm against aggressive customers

When are these people going to learn? Never, ever, ever fight a Waffle House worker. Let alone two of them. This is first-grade level stuff, guys.

Clearly, these people didn’t get the memo to not crash out at Waffle House:

Idk why people try them Waffle House workers, they don’t play @bigcapo904 @_ayannaE 😹😹😹😹😹 pic.twitter.com/lYge9baKX0

— Killa Kenz 👾 (@itskillakenz) June 1, 2024

Now, I’ve never been to Waffle House because I respect myself and my refined palate far too much. Even so, I know that when you try to fight one of their employees, you will get your ass handed to you with a side of hash browns.

When it comes to fight videos, this one has everything. Multiple combatants, screaming and shattering glass off camera, and the cameraman taking a moment to put the camera on him with the chaos in the background. Wow, what a film.

That doesn’t even cover the multiple weave snatches throughout the brawl. This was a donnybrook in every sense of the word.

Usually, the cameraman is shaky as hell and misses the action. As far as I’m concerned, the cinematography was top-notch. Any action occurring off-screen served to thicken the plot and create intrigue. When people say “show, don’t tell,” this is what they mean.

If you told me Scorcese directed this, I’d believe you. It’s pure cinema.

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