Cowboys fan drops diss track of the year… about his own team

The Cowboys got smoked by the Lions on national TV in embarrassing fashion, ending with a final score of 47-9. The loss was so bad that one of their own fans felt the need to drop a diss track about his favorite team.

Step aside, Kendrick Lamar, “Depressed Cowboys Fan” (fitting moniker) dropped the diss track of the year:

NEW COWBOYS DISS TRACK pic.twitter.com/iq9jte7Vey

— Depressed Cowboys Fan (@traphouseSports) October 14, 2024

Watching Dallas get their ass handed to them was sweet, but this song makes the whole thing even sweeter.

Honestly, he laid down some pretty solid bars throughout the track. Some personal favorites include “Louis belt straight to ass / Dak cannot complete a pass” and “Dak go to the barber shop / get that hairline fixed and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks.”

I know the Kendrick vs. Drake beef had the internet in a stranglehold for months, but if the season continues on this trajectory, this might be the biggest rap beef of the decade.

I’m just waiting for when this season goes belly up and this guy drops a “Meet the Grahams”-style diss, unearthing disgusting secrets about Jerry Jones and his family.

Fortunately for Depressed Cowboys Fan, his meteoric rise to music stardom is coming at the right time. Diddy is off the street, so he can go about his life without being subjected to any Diddy parties or hard-boiled egg tests.

At least for now.

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