Nick Sirianni takes strong anti-milk stance, hasn’t had a glass in 20 years

Finally we get some answers from the Philadelphia Eagles locker room. Head coach Nick Sirianni was a bit under the weather during an otherwise normal press conference, but revealed a surprising fact about himself and his dairy consumption.

Nick Sirianni battled a coughing fit to finish the presser, telling reporters he he skipped a glass of milk when offered and claimed he hadn’t had a glass in nearly 20 years:

Nick Sirianni says he hasn’t had a glass of milk in probably 20 years.#Eagles

— Brandon Lee Gowton (@BrandonGowton) October 23, 2024

First off, smart move by Nick to forgo the milk while under the weather. Dairy increases mucus production and would only serve to worsen his condition and inhibit his ability to speak.

That being said, not having a glass of milk in 20 years a surprising stat to say the least. Sirianni seems like he’d be a big time milk drinker. You mean to tell me this guy hasn’t even enjoyed some milk and cookies in the 21st century?

Given this information, I’m glad Nick Sirianni isn’t in charge of defensive personnel decisions. His anti-milk stance would surely result in Cooper DeJean and Reed Blankenship riding the pine this season, if he’d even allow them on the roster to begin with.

I know I said we got answers here, but I have one burning question. Who the hell is offering him a glass of milk? Like, seriously, someone saw him clearing his throat and went, “You know what coach needs? An ice cold glass of milk,” then proceeded to get him some.

Honestly, that’s just insane to me. Hopefully someone can figure out who that guy is and have him arrested.

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