
WATCH: Michigan’s Mitch Voit redefines baseball cellys with an epic ‘Chalk Snort’
Baseball has a long history of iconic celebrations, but Michigan’s Mitch Voit may have just upped the ante in ways we’ve never seen before.
After legging out a triple against USC, Mitch Voit unleashed what can only be described as a next-level and instantly legendary move—dropping down to the dirt and snorting the foul line like it was a fat line of cocaine.
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A couple open/slow-mo cuts from Mitch Voit (2B, @umichbaseball) who’s 2-for-2 with a triple and 3 RBIs as the Wolverines jump out to a 7-0 lead in the 2nd inning. Has made a few nice plays at second, ranging to his right. pic.twitter.com/0HdCeSLSWY
— Burke Granger (@burkegranger) March 16, 2025
Michigan’s Mitch Voit with the Chalk Snort Celly
Michigan baseball players are used to playing in the snow 😤 pic.twitter.com/O8SrlX8gH2
— Noah Bieniek (@NoahB77_) March 16, 2025
I can’t wait for the NCAA and all the baseball traditionalists to get ahold of this one. Outside of those two groups that don’t enjoy anything remotely close to fun, I really hope that this is the next step in normalizing cocaine.
Look, I’m not even a big “cocaine guy” anyways so I don’t even have a dog in this fight but at the same time, the celly was great and cocaine in general seems pretty harmless, no?
Cocaine, for me, is more of a burden than fun. Once you take one little key bump at the bar, you’re allegedly sent on a never-ending goose-chase to get more and more until your body eventually just crashes out completely.
We all know what happens next, right?
You wake up, your house is trashed, and you can’t breathe because your nose and throat are completely dried out. Gatorade won’t save you. Hitting a weed pen might level you out, but really, you’re just fucked for at least a day trying to get back to normal.
Pro Tip: If you ever find yourself in that situation, the only way out is through. Grab yourself a Stateside Stabilizer first thing in the morning. It’s easier to drink than liquor or beer and immediately slam one of those. From there, take a very small hit of a weed pen, and pop two 20 mg adderall and you’ll completely level out. Hot shower, Q-Tips to the nostrils, and a hot coffee on the way to work like it never happened.
Anyways, baseball has always given us some classic celly’s, from bat slams (Shoutout Rhys Hoskins) to slicing your own throat (Sup, Bryce Harper) but to drop to your knees and pretend to rip a whalebone of chalk? I mean come on, that’s uncharted territory.
Voit’s celebration is already going viral, and I wouldn’t be shocked if kids across America are mimicking this move not only on the baseball diamond but all over your local dive bar’s bathroom sinks.
Robbie Fowler did it first…
Now, before we go full historian mode and declare Voit’s chalk snort as the most original celebration of all time, it’s worth noting that Robbie Fowler, a former soccer player, did it first.
Back in the late ‘90s, the Liverpool legend famously “snorted” the touchline after scoring a goal, sparking controversy and, apparently, planting the seed for Voit to bring the move stateside.
But let’s be honest—soccer isn’t real (at least not in this conversation). What Voit did belongs to baseball now, and I fully expect it to become a thing at all levels of the sport until it’s ultimately banned by people who don’t realize that literally everyone does cocaine in college.
1.Robbie Fowler “snorting celebration”
— Alpha. (@Alph_Utd) February 25, 2025
He was given a 4 game suspension and fined $44,000, the highest in EPL history at that time
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Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier is the most important moment in baseball history—no debate there. But when it comes to sheer influence on the art of baseball celebrations? Voit might’ve just cracked the Top 5.
The best part about this whole thing? Voit probably didn’t even plan it. It was pure, unfiltered college baseball chaos at its finest that probably gave us a behind-the-scenes glimpse into his persaonal life. Whether he meant to or not, he’s cemented himself in the game’s ever-evolving history.
If we’re lucky, this isn’t a one-and-done situation. Maybe we’ll see an entire Michigan dugout get in on the action next time someone legs out a triple. Maybe some big-leaguer brings it to the majors this summer and sets the internet on fire.
Baseball is better when it embraces shit talking and ridiculous celebrations, and Mitch Voit just gave us something we won’t forget anytime soon.




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