Phillies get unofficial stadium review from Marlins fan who knows his concrete

Just when you thought the Phillies had seen it all at Citizens Bank Park, a Marlins fan shows up and steals the show — not with a bat, glove, or trash talk, but with… a concrete review.

Yep. Concrete. The walking surface, to be exact.

A Marlins fan — fully decked out in teal — provided a surprisingly articulate breakdown of CBP’s stadium flooring. “Not too bumpy,” the kid explains confidently, adding that “there’s a little cracks, but it’s fine.”

This is actually more riveting than the Phillies right now

This dude went to a Phillies game just to review the concrete in the stadium 😂 pic.twitter.com/Ca517Ceuzx

— Philly Sports Sufferer (@mccrystal_alex) April 22, 2025

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This is, without question, the most unexpectedly detailed stadium review to ever come out of South Philly.

To be clear, this wasn’t just a passing comment. The kid legitimately came to Citizens Bank Park, home of the Phillies, and delivered the best infrastructure critique I’ve ever heard. He even threw in a bonus analysis of how it compares to LoanDepot Park, claiming it was “kind of slippery.”

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But the best part? He’s not wrong. The concrete at Citizens Bank Park does exactly what you want it to do — no unnecessary flair, no flash, just solid, dependable walking surface. Philly through and through.