WATCH: Paul Reed attempts to light a spark for the Pistons, ends up looking softer than Mitchell Robinson and Karl Anthony-Towns combined

It takes a special kind of performance to make Mitchell Robinson look like the enforcer in a playoff scuffle, but somehow, Paul Reed pulled it off.

In Game 3 of Knicks-Pistons, Reed decided he’d try to spark some life into his squad — not by playing better basketball, but by trying to square up with the softest big man in the league. Mitchell Robinson, whose greatest hits include being physically dominated by Joel Embiid with Bell’s palsy and one functioning leg in last year’s playoffs, suddenly found himself in a shoving match with Bball Paul.

Paul Reed attempts to light a spark for the Pistons, ends up looking softer than Mitchell Robinson and Karl Anthony-Towns

Mitchell Robinson and Paul Reed exchange shoves and Karl-Anthony Towns stepped in to get Reed away from Robinson.

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For a brief moment, it looked like Reed might cook up a signature moment. That lasted about two seconds — right up until Karl-Anthony Towns walked over and basically dismissed Reed like he was a dude trying to start a fight in line at Chick-fil-A. KAT, also not known for his playoff grit, somehow came out of the scrum looking like the mature one. That’s how unserious it got.

Reed, who was already irrelevant from a basketball standpoint tonight, took one for the meme cycle. No clutch rebounds. No defensive stops. Just vibes and technical fouls.

Look, I’ll give him this — he saw a chance to energize the crowd in Detroit’s first home playoff game in six years and took it. But if you’re going to start something, you better back it up. Instead, Reed got held back by teammates like he was about to go full Ron Artest, when in reality he was just hoping to stay on camera long enough for someone to say, “at least he cares.”

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This isn’t to say the Knicks didn’t look soft. They absolutely did. Tobias Harris — yes, that Tobias Harris — even called them soft earlier in the day, and weirdly, he was kind of right for once. But Reed wasn’t the hero to prove that point. He just looked like a guy trying to cosplay playoff intensity without the skillset to justify it.

Moral of the story: if you’re going to try and make a statement, maybe get a bucket first.

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