Micah Parsons pushing for Lane Johnson to retire, despite likely becoming Eagles teammates

Future Eagle Micah Parsons always has something to say. Most of the time, you lose brain cells listening, but the guy’s a monster on the field and will eventually be wearing midnight green, so it’s hard to hate him too much.

On Thursday, the NFL revealed Lane Johnson landed at No. 23 on this year’s Top-100 Players list. Parsons was interviewed for the segment and spent the whole time begging Lane to retire, just so he could finally get a sack against the Eagles.

Micah Parsons wants Lane Johnson GONE

.@MicahhParsons11 is really looking forward to the day @LaneJohnson65 hangs up his cleats. 😂 https://t.co/dEoxlYbTVz pic.twitter.com/pRfDayyD9S

— NFL (@NFL) August 21, 2025

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Lane isn’t going anywhere, pal. And to be honest, you should want him to stay. Don’t you want to be teammates with one of the best right tackles of all-time, Micah? Iron sharpens iron, those camp battles between the two would be awesome to see.