WATCH: Cowboys fan gets Micah Parsons jersey for his birthday while trade news breaks on TV

Nothing makes me happier than Cowboys fans suffering. It’s one of the only things in this world that truly brings me joy.

As you can imagine, Dallas fans are down pretty bad right now. They watched their sweet European basketball player leave the Mavs earlier this year, and now, they’re coping with the loss of Micah Parsons.

For this Dallas dad, who was just trying to celebrate his birthday in peace, he was reminded of the horrors Jerry Jones has inflicted upon him in the funniest way possible.

Cowboys fan gets gifted a Micah Parsons jersey as the trade news plays on the TV

Dad gets a Micah Parsons jersey as a birthday gift at the worst possible time💀 pic.twitter.com/9KuKcdtb2M

— BirdGang🦅 (@GordonsWord) August 29, 2025

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It really doesn’t get any worse than that. Am I upset by it? Not at all. I laughed at his pain. Reveled in it. But it obviously sucks for him.