Saquon Barkley Wawa

Saquon Barkley’s signature Wawa sandwich sounds absolutely terrible

Eagles running back Saquon Barkley has landed a signature sandwich at Wawa and, unfortunately, it is not only boring, but it also sounds kind of gross.

Wawa has officially released Saquon Barkley’s hoagie, one of the most boring signature sandwiches I’ve ever seen:

Oven-roasted turkey, American cheese, lettuce, onions & spicy mustard. That’s it?

I get that Saquon is a pretty laidback, simple guy. And I mean that as a compliment. But if you’re getting a signature sandwich, even from a place where the food isn’t that good, you’ve got to use your imagination a bit more.

It’s meant to help ring in the new season with some fanfare. Instead, it’s put a bad taste in my mouth, and I haven’t even taken a bite of it yet.

When discussing this with Editor-in-Chief Drew Smith, he gave me some pushback, but did offer his own changes.

I’d replace the onions with some pickles and ditch the mustard. I want it dry.

Dry??? I knew I worked for a sicko, but now I’m genuinely concerned for my safety as The Liberty Line‘s resident Sandwich Commentator. Clearly the top brass does not respect the very serious work I do.

Edit: He’s now claiming that he might want to “slap some mayo on the bad boy.” Drew Smith is beyond saving.

Everyone knows Wawa is in a perpetual state of decline. When historians write the story of the fall of the American Empire, the collapse of Philadelphia’s beloved convenience chain will be a chapter in that book.

Sadly, it seems The Saquon will end up as a footnote in that tragic history. It is a soulless, lifeless sandwich devoid of flavor and creativity. May God above have mercy on all who dare indulge in such a demonic entity.

Me personally? If I’m going to indulge in any Saquon-related food items, it has to be this insane deal with Little Caesars. Two 1-topping pizzas for $4.99 each? Including a commemorative Super Bowl LIX pizza boxes?? Yeah, it’s a wrap.

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Very real and legitimate journalist. I don't see a loss on the schedule.

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