Release the #LanesteinFiles II: Lane Kiffin continues to DM Ole Miss co-eds from Baton Rouge, gets exposed for hot yoga exploits, and more

Newly minted LSU head coach Lane Kiffin cannot stop making headlines after unceremoniously leaving Ole Miss right before the College Football Playoff. The SEC BurnerVerse already dug up and released some of the Lanestein Files, which consist of countless DMs to Ole Miss students, tales of drug use, dog fraud, and countless other ridiculous storylines, most of which I’ve chronicled here, but the hits just keep coming for Kiffin.

As a result, a second expose on the Lanestein Files is in order. We’ve got more DMs, an insane voice memo, and proof that he’s still hitting up Oxford girls from his new cushy office in Baton Rouge. Throw in some hot yoga-related controversy on TikTok courtesy of my social media informant, and we’ve got ourselves a loaded second chapter of the most interesting CFB story of the decade.

Lane Kiffin has continued to DM and text Ole Miss students and keeps referring to a mysterious “bag”:

Let me put it this way. If Lane Kiffin is as relentless on the recruiting trail as he is hitting up college girls, LSU might win every national title possible while he’s under contract. Sure, there’s a chance he bolts for greener pastures and leaves Baton Rouge in ruins, but there’s just no quit in this guy when it comes to the task at hand. The dude is relentless in these DMs.

I get why Ole Miss didn’t want him to stay on and coach the playoffs. He’s been at LSU for just a couple of days and is already trying to poach talent from Oxford, and that’s just from the student body. Imagine what he’d do to the roster.

Release the #LanesteinFiles III: Lane Kiffin lied about Ole Miss players wanting him to stay and coach for the playoffs

Also, there’s a lot of bag talk out of Kiffin here. Some say he means cocaine, others claim it’s just an overnight bag. My response is simple: Why not both? A big enough bag of coke doubles as an overnight bag, insofar as if you do enough of it, you’ll be awake until the morning.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg with the examples above. Another aspect that sticks out is that this “Tyler” guy appears to be a recurring character in the Kiffin Khronicles. I don’t know if the top two screenshots are texts to the same girl – the switch from dark mode to light mode tells me – but I need to know Tyler’s role in all of this. Is he a coke dealer, this girl’s boyfriend, or both?

If he is indeed dating the woman in question and is just being a good boyfriend by procuring her cocaine, that’s absolutely brutal. I don’t know what I’d do if I bought drugs for my girlfriend and she immediately got on a private jet to Baton Rouge to bang the LSU football coach. It’s so absurd you can’t even really be all that upset; you just have to tip your hat and keep moving. There’s no point in dwelling on getting cucked by Lane Kiffin, Tyler. I’m sure you’re not alone.

Personally, I find the bottom left screenshot to be the platonic ideal of a Lane Kiffin Instagram DM. We open up with “Wru,” an insane thing for a 50-year-old to say instead of “where are you?”

Kiffin loves his abbreviations. The guy can’t even be bothered to type out “tonight,” opting for “tonite.” Brother, you saved one letter and made yourself look like a tool. Obviously, it’s working though, so I can’t question game when I see it.

Follow it up with getting caught not recognizing a girl he just saw in his hot yoga class, backtracking, and sending over an insane voice memo, and you have almost everything you need in a Kiffin DM. The only thing that’s missing is the bag talk.

If you’re not up to your neck in College Football gossip like I am, you may not know Kiffin was a big hot yoga guy. However, it has come to light that, while he enjoyed his time in class, the instructors and fellow students alike were happy to see him go.

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I will miss him practicing his handstands in the back tho 🥲

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The sheer number of comments on this single TikTok is absolutely outrageous. Now, I personally don’t have the app downloaded, so I was put onto the trail by a trusted social media informant, and she hasn’t let me down yet. Granted, she’s 1/1 all-time, including this story, but that’s a 100% success rate.

This portion of the Lanestein Files is less scandalous and more just downright hilarious. We’ve got a grown man going to hot yoga and just fucking around the entire time while clearly pissing off everyone around him. I saw one anecdote on Twitter where he farted and tried to blame it on the girl next to him.

But that’s the kind of leeway you get when you’re the head ball coach at an SEC school. It just means more.

Release the #LanesteinFiles III: Lane Kiffin lied about Ole Miss players wanting him to stay and coach for the playoffs

Only time will tell if there are more chapters of the Lanestein Files to release to the public, but if there are, you can trust I’ll be all over them. But before we sign off, I want to give thanks to the man who’s brought this story to light online and given me endless entertaining fodder to share with The Liberty Line‘s valued readership.

Jeffrey McJefferson, thank you for shining the light into the dark corners of college football that the mainstream media is too scared to cover. This man below is the face of TRUTH in a world that has less and less of it every day.

Check out his page and drop a follow. He’s on the bleeding edge of Big J Journalism right now.

Release the #LanesteinFiles III: Lane Kiffin lied about Ole Miss players wanting him to stay and coach for the playoffs

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