
DeVonta Smith shares his foolproof plan to escape a plane crash on Hard Knocks
Eagles wide receiver DeVonta Smith is an intellectual individual; there’s really no debating it. While those of us who follow the team closely know this, HBO’s in-season Hard Knocks is shining a light on his beautiful mind. In the most recent episode, he shared his foolproof plan to escape a plane crash with his fellow receivers.
DeVonta Smith is prepped for an aerial disaster, and also has some cogent points on airline safety:
.@devontasmith has a plan if he ever needs to get off a plane 😂
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When it comes to plane crashes and aerial safety, there are three names you need to know now.
- Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, Hero on the Hudson
- William “Whip” Whitaker, portrayed by Denzel Washington in the hit film Flight
- DeVonta “Smitty” Smith, aerial philosopher and safety expert
Sure, DeVonta Smith’s crash landing plan doesn’t involve landing on a body of water or inverting the aircraft, but from where I’m sitting, it makes perfect sense. Plus, he’s got the perfect nickname for a pilot, so he slots into my list perfectly.
But, regardless, he is right about the seatbelts. It’s not like we’re driving a car here; we’re 30k feet in the air, hurtling through the sky at 600+ mph. What the hell are they supposed to do?
Of course, I follow all instructions from the flight crew, because I consider myself a functioning member of society. Others at the website may call me a dirty little rule follower, but that’s just the kind of guy I am. I’m by the book.
Also, despite the fact that I travel pretty extensively, flying is a terrifying concept. I can’t help but be hyper-aware of the sheer absurdity of the entire exercise.
Thanks to DeVonta Smith, though, I can rest easy. I have a plan of action in case something goes awry.




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