Phillie Phanatic voted “Most Obnoxious Mascot” out of 27, does the city proud
A recent poll asked 2,000 fans to rate all 27 mascots in Major League Baseball on a scale of 1-5. The results were recently released,…
NBA Awards voters snub Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons, exhibit signs of brain death
Merriam Webster's dictionary describes "brain death" as the "final cessation of activity in the central nervous system, especially as indicated by a flat electroencephalogram for…
Daryl Morey and 76ers Fined for Tampering
Team President Daryl Morey and the Philadelphia 76ers were each fined $75,000 dollars for a tweet directed at Golden State Warriors star, Steph Curry, after…
Las Vegas oddsmakers release Sixers series odds, set themselves up for big losses
I was optically assaulted this morning on the timeline by sports book oddsmakers supremely underestimating the Sixers. I mean, look at this: https://twitter.com/BTRowland/status/1401923615596204035?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1401923615596204035%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwoodercoolersports.com%2F2021%2F06%2F07%2Fthe-sportsbooks-are-disrespecting-the-sixers-series-line-so-go-make-some-money%2F WOW. I…
Joel Embiid Injury Update and a Bad Week to be a Hawk
The next step in the Sixers' journey to the NBA finals starts Sunday afternoon. At 1pm in South Philadelphia, the Sixers will play the Atlanta…
Former Sixers CEO Adam Aron eschews pants, boldly protests corporate culture
In a Zoom meeting this week, Former Sixers CEO and consummate man of the people Adam Aron made a bold statement against blatantly corporatist and…
Weekend Rips: Sixers open Round 2 at home, Phillies try to stop sucking
We have officially made it to the end of the longest short week of 2021. A lot went down in the world of Philadelphia sports…
Sixers GM Daryl Morey courts Steph Curry on Twitter, inches ever closer to his life’s ultimate goal
Sixers President of Basketball Operations Daryl Morey is no stranger to Twitter shenanigans. Even earlier this week, he had Sixers fans in a tizzy with…
The Phantastic Auction shows everything that is wrong with society while supporting Phillies Charities
Goddammit, Philadelphia. I was minding my business scrolling through Twitter today and was hit over the head by this ludicrous tweet: https://twitter.com/evrythingsphine/status/1400522828693311490 Now, this is…
Soon to be Eagles backup lineman Andre Dillard quits social media
Philadelphia Eagles soon to be back-up left tackle Andre Dillard had some interesting nuggets to share during his OTAs press conference today. One lifestyle change…