Top NFL Draft prospect and alleged Philly guy Kyle Pitts sat down with CBS Sports HQ host Amanda Guerra to discuss a number of topics. Granted, I did not listen to this interview, nor will I, but one snippet of the conversation has been making the rounds on Twitter. I have it here for your reading (dis)pleasure:

WHAT? I don’t even know where to start with this guy. First of all, I’ve been a wiz wit guy my whole life, and I’m pretty sure I’m not a tourist. My birth certificate from Pennsylvania Hospital and my current water bill would certainly support that claim. My father is a wiz wit disciple as well. Oh, right. Port Richmond is a massive tourist trap, though, so what would he know? Being ant-wiz is appalling, especially coming from a someone that isn’t even a true Philly Guy.

Honestly, get whatever cheese you want. I think American cheese is a little gross on a cheesesteak and will discourage out of towners from ordering it, but whatever. It’s food, I’m not going to police what you eat. I once had a guy from Minnesota try to explain to me what makes a good cheesesteak. Imagine my shock and anger. If it wasn’t over Call of Duty game chat I would have thrown him into the nearest body of water. Any Philadelphian would have.

Now, I cannot entirely blame Amanda for her role in this fraud. However, that does not excuse her role in this. The national media has a responsibility to portray different localities accurately. In this case, Amanda Guerra and CBS Sports HQ have failed both Philadelphia and the American people tremendously.

***UPDATE***

After seeing a bunch of comments on this article across the darkest corners of the internet saying “I’m wrong and Kyle Pitts is right”, let me very clear: I will not entertain your anti-wiz agendas and certainly wont accept “wiz is for tourists” from a bunch of dweebs that probably live in Harrisburg. You’re wrong. I’m right. That’s just the way things are. It may come to a shock that people are being told they are wrong in 2021, but unfortunately that’s just the reality of the situation.

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