Eagles fans voted most likely to start and win a fight, shown respect they deserve
A recent study conducted by USBETS confirmed what we all already knew: Eagles fans are the most likely to not only start a fight but win a fight as well.
The team at [non-Parx gambling site redacted] polled 2,000 NFL fans from all over the country. With an even gender split between respondents and an average age of 34, it’s safe to say the variety present in the small sample size makes these findings statistically significant.
Plenty of fanbases can claim to be among the rowdiest, drunkest, most violent fan bases in the NFL. Unfortunately for them, if every fanbase got into a massive battle royale-style fight to the death, Eagles fans would be the last ones standing.
We all know the superpowers alcohol consumption gives a person. Super strength, hulk-like aggression, and extreme durability are just a couple of examples. However, when an Eagles fan consumes that booze in the parking lot of the Linc, those superpowers increase ten-fold.
It’s nice to see the math nerds finally get one right. Too many times, they’ve shortchanged Eagles fans in their statistical models. Fortunately, we here in Philadelphia have brave people willing to enter the fray and see Eagles fans for themselves in person.
Friend of the site Kyle Pagan, host of the podcast Everything’s Phine, took to the Linc with a breathalyzer to showcase precisely the menaces other fans would have to deal with in a hypothetical fight.
The link to the full video is in the tweet above, but you can also click here to check it out on YouTube. Honestly, appointment viewing if you ask me.
Can you seriously sit there and tell me you don’t want this man in your corner? Didn’t think so.
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