Bryce Harper hates you and your stupid beard questions, and he should
Clean-shaven Bryce Harper is not playing games this September. And he sure as hell doesn’t want to hear questions about his facial hair decisions down the stretch.
A foolish sportswriter asked Bryce Harper, “What made you change up the look?”:
“Everybody knows.” That we do, Bryce!
In case you’ve missed it, there’s a massive heatwave across the Delaware Valley. Unfortunately for that reporter, it seems like they haven’t been outdoors for quite some time.
It feels like a Louisiana September here in Philly these days. We’re basically living in Baton Rouge with this heat and humidity. I’m a 100-degree day away from speaking in a semi-cajun accent.
So, yeah. Everybody knows, bud. Next question.
In all honesty, what the fuck answer did this guy expect? Did he really think Bryce Harper would have some kind of thoughtful answer giving us insight into how his beard affects his approach at the plate?
What the fuck is this? Honestly, props to Harper dealing with the peasantry as kindly as possible.
