Cowboys unveil horrifying Jerry Jones AI hologram at AT&T Stadium
In case you didn’t hate them enough, the Dallas Cowboys will now have an AI-driven hologram of Jerry Jones at AT&T Stadium. This is a technological development nobody but Jerry asked for, and now it will scar countless generations of football fans to come.
The Jerry Jones hologram was unveiled at AT&T Stadium:
Wow, this is pretty exciting news. Not only is this the first hologram of an NFL owner, but it’s also the first AI with racism embedded directly into its code.
I guess when you’re a billionaire who’s totally full of himself, you can do things like this. It’s certainly one way to live forever; maybe drinking adrenochromes with the Clintons just wasn’t cutting it anymore.
I’ll be in Dallas on business next week, so I’ll have to see if I can carve out a few hours of my schedule for a trip to Jerry World. Maybe I can record an exclusive sit-down interview with this technological monstrosity.
That does beg the question, how large is the Jerry Jones hologram’s range of responses? If it’s AI-driven, I assume the possibilities are infinite.
I’m sure they have some protections in place, but if I game the AI hard enough, I might be able to crack open access to what is essentially a digital copy of Jones’ consciousness. If that happens, though, there may be no turning back.
It might end up being like the robot from iRobot. But, instead of wanting to help humanity, it will go on for hours about how we need to resegregate the American public school system.
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