MLB Winter Meetings: Phillies content without making a splash, Rob Thomson didn’t watch the World Series, and MLB Rule 5 Draft update
MLB Winter Meetings are underway in Nashville, Tennessee and I have a few updates for…
Jonathan Papelbon did something that didn’t make Philadelphia roll its collective eyes by acknowledging the unprecedented sex appeal of the Phillies. No offense to the Diamondbacks, but they can’t compete with the Phils in this arena.
Papelbon: “Now this is something a lot of people might think I’m crazy for saying but you got to look at other types of analytics. One of them is looks. I think the Phillies team is a way sexier team than the Diamondbacks.” 😂— SPORTSRADIO 94WIP (@SportsRadioWIP) October 20, 2023
(via @BBisntBoring) pic.twitter.com/pu2C3SwkBj
You may not like it, but Jonny Pap-smear is right on the money with this one. We’ve reached the point where Nick Castellanos’ wife had to limit how many buttons he can unbutton because he gets the fans that riled up.
I mean, just look at Twitter. The entire timeline is horny for pretty much every player on the Phillies roster. The number of shirtless pics with depraved captions
I’ve never seen a group of professional athletes more objectified by its fan base in my life. It’s reached the point where it’s borderline uncomfortable for me to read.
When the Phillies win a playoff series, it’s the Age of Sodom on social media. I can’t be too mad, though, because they may be the sexiest team in MLB history.