Lane JohnZyn: Eagles right tackle spotted with 3mg Smooth Zyns in his locker

It doesn’t surprise me at all that Eagles right tackle Lane Johnson packs Zyns. What does surprise me, however, is the fact that he packs 3mgs.

Eagles’ Lane JohnZyn spotted with 3mgs Smooths in his locker

Lane JohnZyn with the 3mg Smooths in his locker. 👀 pic.twitter.com/ayuhGCO5PF

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I’m not a huge Zyns guy, but I’ve done it enough to know 3mgs isn’t doing shit for Lane. Bump that up to 6mg and then maybe he’ll start feeling something.

You can get even stronger Zyns if you get them shipped from another country. But I can’t say Lane strikes me as the big of a fiend.

For those who have never used them before, Zyn pouches contain pharmaceutical-grade nicotine, food-grade fillers, sweeteners, and flavorings. They are free of tobacco, so users get the nicotine without the harmful chemicals and tar associated with smoking or chewing tobacco.

I’m guessing Lane used to chew tobacco and made the switch once Zyns took off, like any reasonable person.

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