Classic: George Pickens is ducking Quinyon Mitchell, will NOT suit up this weekend when the Eagles host the Steelers
I have been saying for weeks that George Pickens better not suit up against the Philadelphia Eagles because mentally, he wouldn’t be able to stomach it. He’s a cry baby and a shit talker while being a “mid at best” on a Pittsburgh Steelers team that’s also…you guessed it…”mid at best.”
So trust me when I say that, it came as no surprise to learn that George Pickens was “hurt” and would not be playing in South Philly on Sunday.
Speaking during his weekly news conference, Mike Tomlin, who suffers from a extreme case of the “woke mind virus”, explained that Pickens was dealing with some hamstring discomfort after practice on Thursday and by Sunday, that the injury was a little more serious than they thought…allegedly.
Mike Tomlin on George Pickens:
“We’re just in the mindset of getting him healthy as quickly as we possibly can,” said Tomlin. “There’s a potential for this week, but there’s an outside chance, if you press me, I’d probably say he’s out or would be characterized as doubtful as we sit here.”
We’ve seen this before, Eagles fans…
Two weeks ago, during the game between the Eagles and another AFC opponent in the Baltimore Ravens, it was clear as day that the absence of WR Diontae Johnson from the Ravens’ lineup was what we like to call the “Quinyon Mitchell Effect.”
Diontae Johnson was suited up and on the sidelines, but he never entered the game. The following Wednesday, we learned that he refused to enter the game, and was suspended for last weekend because of it.
Quinyon Mitchell is ELITE:
The Quinyon Mitchell Effect is alive and well, and we’re not even through his entire rookie season yet. Check out these numbers. They are simply elite and unmatched. Wide receivers know this and now they are actively avoiding lining up against him.
• 53 targets
• 31 receptions allowed
• 26 yards allowed per game
• 0 TD allowed
• 8 pass breakups
Quinyon Mitchell is the leading Defensive Rookie of the Year candidate and really, if you want to dismiss him, then take a peek who else is in the Top 5 – his teammate, the great white hope, “Brian Chalkins” Cooper DeJean.
WATCH: CJ Gardner-Johnson sings beautiful rendition of “Cooper DeJean” song on the sideline
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But wait! Maybe there is hope for Pittsburgh after all? Trash-talking George Pickens is too scared but don’t worry, Steelers fans, washed up Mike Williams is ready to take his spot in the weekly Quinyanamo Bay Humiliation Ritual.
Side Note: Aaron Rodgers was 100% correct in saying that Mike Williams was washed and for some reason he believes that he can step up and fill the Pickens void. Laughable at best.
Don’t worry, Steelers fans – Mike Williams is willing to sacrifice himself and go to jail since Little George Pickens won’t suit up
This game is over and we haven’t even reached Thursday Night Football. Pennsylvania is ours. Wawa is better than Sheetz (in the suburbs) and the entire western part of the state should be on their knees showing Eastern PA the respect they deserve by Sunday night.
Not to mention, we have a very pissed off AJ Brown that already embarrassed the Steelers the last time they came to The Linc. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s pointing at Pittsburgh defenders crawling around the end zone like puppy dogs just like last time.
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