Cry For Help: Micah Parsons publicly begs to be traded to Eagles because they are so good at tush pushing

I honestly feel bad for Micah Parsons nowadays. You’d think getting out of the Dallas hellscape would be enough to cure whatever funk he was in, but after his latest public outburst, it’s obvious that he’s still yearning for more. Still lusting for the Philadelphia Eagles.

For some reason, he shared his thoughts on the Eagles tush push unprompted. If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is.

Micah Parsons needs your help

Packers DE Micah Parsons takes a shot at the Eagles’ offense saying the Tush Push is the best and “most consistent thing they got.” 😳

Parsons adds the “whole league” hates the Tush Push.

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This feels like a guy complaining about his ex, but the ex doesn’t actually exist. It’s more like throwing shade at a girl who rejected you and you’re still salty about it.

Look, I wanted the Eagles to trade for you too, Micah Parsons. But this type of behavior is unproductive for both of us. You’re in Green Bay and it seems like you’ll be there for awhile. Philly could use an extra pass rusher, that’s not a secret, but you don’t see us complaining about Howie, do you?

We know everything will work out in the end. You should take a page out of our book on that one. Everything will be alright, man. See you in a few weeks.