Britain Covey’s wife violated him on social media for being 5’8 – it’s time for an intervention
Eagles punt returner and known Short King Britain Covey needs our help. No, it's not with his return game, which has seen a marked improvement…
eBay vultures are selling ‘A Philly Special Christmas’ vinyls for $200+
Bah Humbug. 'A Philly Special Christmas' vinyls sold out yet again this week. While that is a bummer on its own, a number of disgusting…
US journalist Grant Wahl dies covering the World Cup in Qatar, brother suspects foul play
American journalist Grant Wahl passed away in Qatar while covering the Argentina vs Croatia quarterfinal match. According to an announcement from his brother, the 48-year-old…
Grease the Poles: Dr. Rami Hashish talks CTE, Tua, and OBJ; Eagles-Giants Preview
Rami Hashish, Ph.D., DPT, Body Performance and Injury Expert, joined Grease the Poles to discuss CTE symptoms and prevention, Antonio Brown's antics and how it…
Eagles fan at Raiders vs. Rams reveals his 2022 MVP pick
Everyone knows Eagles fans travel well for road games. What most didn't know, however, was that we travel even better for road games the Eagles…
The US must arrest Alex Ovechkin and trade him to Russia for Paul Whelan after 2 cheap empty-net goals
Russian hockey player and known Putin lapdog Alex Ovechkin scored two empty-net goals against the Flyers last night. Travis Konecny did not take this act…
Brittney Griner released by Russia in 1-for-1 prisoner swap for brutal arms dealer Viktor Bout
WNBA star Brittney Griner has officially been released from Russian custody. The shock move came at the deadline, with the United States trading notorious arms…
Grease the Poles: Eagles go 11-1, Phillies sign Trea Turner, North Philly gas station owner lives out Mad Max fantasy
In this episode of Grease the Poles, The Philadelphia Eagles move to 11-1 after dominating the Tennessee Titans. AJ Brown reminds Tennessee's front office how…
ESPN Statsexuals project Cowboys as Super Bowl favorites over Eagles, rest of NFL
The statsexuals over at ESPN have reared their ugly head once more. This time, another algorithm built by nerds shockingly projected the Cowboys as Super…
Seth Joyner continues to complain about Eagles defense after 35-10 win over Titans
Seth Joyner is officially in the running for Miserab of the Year. The former Eagle continued bitching and moaning about the defense, specifically the unit's…